Douchebags

This is a list of some of the most despicable shows to ever be broadcast on television. They represent everything that is wrong with this country. If you watch or watched any one of these shows, you are a douchbag. If you watch two, you are a serious douchebag. If you watch three or more, you are a total loser and may as well kill yourself.

• I Love New York
• A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila
• Brooke Knows Best
• Denise Richards: It's Complicated
• From G's to Gents
• The Hills
• I Want to Work for Diddy
• Living Lohan
• Million Dollar Listing
• My Super Sweet 16
• Paris Hilton's My New BFF
• Rock of Love
• Sunset Tan
• The Two Coreys
• The Real World