I just got back from a trip for which I had to get on an airplane. Outside of the obvious hassles of flying these days, it amazes me how inconsiderate people are when they fly. I haven't decided whether people are inherently scum and they just show it more in situations like flying or it simply brings out the worst in people. Are people just clueless or do they just not care about how their behavior effects others?? Let me know if you have an answer. Anyway, here are the top ten people I hate most while flying:
1) People who stink, literally. (body odor, bad breath, smelly feet, farters, smokers, those who eat food that smells like ass, etc.)
2) People who stand where they shouldn't (in the aisle when I am trying to get to my seat, in the middle of the door at the end of the ramp, with their whole family by the luggage carousel, on the left side of the moving walkway when the sign clearly says to stand on the right, at the front of the line at check-in when there are clearly half a dozen open kiosks, etc.)
3) The asshole who HAS to recline his seat and take my 12" of personal space down to 6"
4) The person who assumes you must like his music too and plays it so loud it's clearly heard through his headphones.
5) The person so fat they bubble over into your seat
6) The airline attendant who rams your elbow or leg with the drink cart
7) Parents with out-of-control kids
8) People who just sit and watch while and elderly person or smaller female tries to put their bag in the overhead
9) The jerkoff who needs to walk to your aisle and talk over you to their friend in the window seat
10) The dipshits who demand a window seat but repeatedly ask the other people in the aisle to get up so they can take a piss.
I am sure there are many more I have missed. Feel free to post your favorites.
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